Feb 03
My stomach’s been bothering me, Doc”, complained the patient. “Possibly a problem in your diet. What are you eating?” “Oh, that’s easy. I only eat pool balls!” “POOL BALLS?!” asked the astonished doctor. “That may just be it! What kind do you eat?” “All kinds: red ones for breakfast; yellow and orange ones for lunch, …
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Jan 22
Who’s the Boss? “I should be in charge,” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.” “I should be in charge, ” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all of you energy.” “I should be in charge” said the legs, “because I carry the …
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