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Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford flatulated while swearing loyalty to Queen Elizabeth I and consequently went into self-imposed exile for seven years. After his return, the Queen was reported to have reassured de Vere: “My Lord, I had quite forgotten the fart. Emperor Claudius passed a law legalizing flatulating at banquets out of concern …
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