Feb 11
A man went in for a colonoscopy. The gastroenterologist examined him, and then turned him onto his side to begin the procedure. The doc immediately noticed a large piece of lettuce protruding from the gentleman’s posterior. “Sir,” she said, “did you know that you have lettuce hanging out of your bottom?” “Yes,” replied the man, …
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Feb 03
A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by patients during colonoscopy: • “Take it easy, doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.” • “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” • “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?” • “Are we there yet?” • “Can you hear …
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Jan 27
• “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey…” • “Hey, now I know how a Muppet feels!” • “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!” • “Hey, doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
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