Sing Along With the Divine Ms. Butt Meddler.  Here’s  lyrics for you to have your own colonoscopy concert!

Recorded songs:

Lookin’ Up My Back Door (Lookin’ Out My Backdoor)
Start at 45 (Single Ladies/ Put a Ring On It)
Diarrhea (My Maria)

Butt Meddler Colonoscopy Classics (Lyric Parody)

Winter Holiday Tunes, Winter Holiday Songbook and Endo Wonderland Song Sheet

Original Song:   Lookin’ Out My Back Door
Original Performer:  Credence Clearwater Revival

Parody Title: Lookin’ Up My Back Door; Artist: Ms Butt Meddler

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Just got home from pharmacy, guzzled my GoLytely
Got to sit down, take a rest on the commode
Colon prep it kicks in, pretty soon I’m poopin’

Doo, doo, doo, poopin’ out my back door.
Now that I’m turnin’ 50, I need colonoscopy
To look for all the scary polyps rompin’ up my rear

If you don’t want the cancer, scopin’ is the answer
Doo, doo, doo, lookin’ up my back door.
Gastroenterologists want to frolic in my bowels

Sayin’ “Take a ride on my flyin’ scope”-
Wond’rous apparitions from narcotic medications
Doo, doo, doo, scopin’ up my back door

The nurses and the doctor pump air between my cheeks
I’m takin’ a ride on their flyin’ scope!
The drugs pack quite a wallop, but soon I’ll have no polyps
Doo, doo, doo, scopin’ up my back door

(up 1 key)

Fraid of fartin’? Make a noise! Release that back door, oh joy
Listen to that happy flatus echo round the room.

{Slowly}

Repeat the fun in five years, meantimes you’ll have no fears
Doo, doo, doo, scopin’ up my back door

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Original Song:   Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Original Performer:   Beyonce

Parody Title:    Start at 45;  Artist:   Ms Butt Meddler

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Start at 45 (7x)  Show your booty!

V1

Now if you’re black, gotta watch your back

About this colon cancer thing.

Guideline ages dipped, so don’t you flip

Cuz of early colonoscopy.

For your health’s sake, don’t make the mistake

Not payin’ colon cancer attention.

Despite your fears, start at 45 years

To remain cancer free.

[Chorus]

If you don’t want it then you better put a scope in it

If you don’t want it then you better put a scope in it

Prevention’s better than just prayin’ and a hopin’ it

If you don’t want it then you better put a scope in it

wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh x2

(Ebony screen at 45; remove those polyps, stay alive.)

V2

If your hair is afro curly, colon cancer starts early

It’s something that runs in your genes

Drink it up, that Golyte in your cup

Gotta flush you out for our machines.

Let’s move on prevention, no need for tension

Release your apprehension

Just be aware of your derriere

And screen at 45!

[Chorus]

If you don’t want it then you better put a scope in it

If you don’t want it then you better put a scope in it

Stop the cancer – let the GI doc grope in it

If you don’t want it then you better put a scope in it

wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh x2)

Start at 45 (7x)

Show your booty!

woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh

oh oh oh 2x

Original Song:   My Maria
Original Performer:   Brooks and Dunn

Parody Title:    Diarrhea (Ode to the Stool Sample); Artist:   Ms Butt Meddler

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Diarrhea – ya know it’s Greek for “flowing through”
We need to find the cause to bid the doo adieu
Diarrhea I know the cramps surely hurt your side
If we just plug your bowels, bad microbes may subdivide

Diarrhea, Diarrhea flowing through
(Secondary vocal refrain) Secretory, Osmotic, Inflammatory, Dysentery—  Exudative, Motility –Diarrhea flowing through

Diarrhea –Stool tests are the bottom line
Just to cleanly seize a squirt you must keep that cup aligned

No one wants to… So your ‘ick’ you must suspend

And with your help we’ll quickly reach a Happy End

(Alt lyrics: No one wants to… So let me spill the beans
Diarrhea’s not genetic though it does run in your jeans)
They are the loose stools that look like puree
With proper treatment, it’s Independence Day!

Diarrhea Diarrhea test that poo
Diarrhea Now there’s no more poo

(Secondary vocal refrain) Stool for culture, O and P, stool for fat, coccidio—-Shigella, stool electrolytes, diarrhea test that poo