A man is having severe problems with frequent, smelly intestinal gas passage…and what makes it worse is that his flatus is loud as well.

Every time he passes gas, it makes a ‘hhhhuuuunnnnnnnnnda” sound.

He visits his family practitioner, sees a gastroenterologist, and a nutritionist to determine if this is some sort of a food allergy, all to no avail.

He keeps passing frequent smelly toots that make that “hhhhuuuuuunnnnnda” noise.

Finally, he makes an appointment with an ancient Chinese medical practitioner. The practitioner examines the man, sniffs and listens to his gas, and announces “I know what is causing your problems….You have an abscess”.

The man queries,” Sir, how do you know? I’ve already been examined by the smartest, the best, Western medical practitioners and they didn’t find a thing with all their tests!”

The old gentleman replies, “It is simple. It is written that ‘Abscess makes the fart go hhhuuunnnnda.’”

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gastroenterology.  When she asked him why he chose to become a “gastro”, he simply said, “There are lots of openings.”