Dec 07
By Chad Elliott, Weekly World News MAGIC, Minn. — Spectators at the Magic Renaissance Festival got more of a show than they bargained for when sword swallower Edmund Cardoza, 52, accidentally belched up a saber that impaled audience member Mike Griffin, 26. “It happened so fast I didn’t know what hit me,” Griffin said. “Suddenly …
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Feb 11
Excerpted from the Union Leader Correspondent CONWAY — The Maine man police discovered at the bottom of a women’s outhouse last month told investigators that he was searching for his wedding ring. According to court papers filed by Carroll County Sheriff’s Department Capt. Jon Herbert, officers were called to the Lower Falls by a U.S. …
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Feb 11
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A Nashville International Airport spokeswoman said an American Airlines plane bound for Texas had to make an emergency landing Monday morning in Nashville after matches were lit in flight. The pilot said the concern was what passengers said they smelled inside the aircraft and that he did not feel it was safe …
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Feb 11
Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford flatulated while swearing loyalty to Queen Elizabeth I and consequently went into self-imposed exile for seven years. After his return, the Queen was reported to have reassured de Vere: “My Lord, I had quite forgotten the fart. Emperor Claudius passed a law legalizing flatulating at banquets out of concern …
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Jan 27
The Hole in Your Rear, From the Broadway Musical “My Fair Colon” Words by Butt Meddler Loosely to the tune of R&H’s “Street Where You Live” I have often scoped Through this hole before. But your rectum hasn’t ever felt this full before. Lots of sedative means you will forgive (and forget) When I scope …
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Mar 05
A man is having severe problems with frequent, smelly intestinal gas passage…and what makes it worse is that his flatus is loud as well. Every time he passes gas, it makes a ‘hhhhuuuunnnnnnnnnda” sound. He visits his family practitioner, sees a gastroenterologist, and a nutritionist to determine if this is some sort of a food …
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Feb 27
Nearly one-third of burn related hospital visits of males ages 13 to 20 are due to an attempt to set their flatus alight.
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Feb 27
One of my fellow physicians told me about her granny — who they could only get to take her fiber supplements if allowed to mix it with gin and tonic water. I expressed concerned that it would gel up into and undrinkable mess. “No, s’okay”, my buddy claimed, “Granny likes them, she calls them her …
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Feb 24
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gastroenterology. When she asked him why he chose to become a “gastro”, he simply said, “There are lots of openings.”
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