The Corner Pocket…

Categories:  Colonoscopy, It'll Crack You Up!, The Right Cheek: After Your Colonoscopy

My stomach’s been bothering me, Doc”, complained the patient.

“Possibly a problem in your diet.  What are you eating?”

“Oh, that’s easy. I only eat pool balls!”

“POOL BALLS?!” asked the astonished doctor.  “That may just be it! What kind do you eat?”

“All kinds: red ones for breakfast; yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks and black and purple for supper.”

“I see your problem”, commented the doc. “You haven’t been getting any greens!”

Tags: , ,

Leave a Comment