Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading:

“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry & Proctology.”

The town fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to:

“Hysterias and Posteriors.”

This was not acceptable so they changed it again to:

“Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”

No go, so they tried:

“Catatonics and High Colonics.”

Thumbs down again, so up went:

“Manic depressives and Anal-retentives.”

This didn’t fly, so here came:

“Minds and Behinds.”  “Lost Souls and Assholes.”  “Analysis and Anal Cysts.”  “Queers and Rears.”  “Nuts and Butts.”  “Freaks and Cheeks.”

“Loons and Moons” did not work either, so they finally settled on:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.”

Tags: jokes, proctology, psychiatry