The Hole in Your Rear,
From the Broadway Musical “My Fair Colon”
Words by Butt Meddler
Loosely to the tune of R&H’s “Street Where You Live”

I have often scoped
Through this hole before.
But your rectum hasn’t ever felt this full before.
Lots of sedative
means you will forgive (and forget)
When I scope through the hole in your rear.
Polyps all around
They don’t bother me
Cause I’ll excise them with my snare
And electrocautery
Minor torment
Will Colon cancer prevent
So I “go fish” in the hole in your rear.

And oh, the inflated feeling

as I fill your colon with gas

And you‘ll float up to the ceiling

As I search all nooks and crannies for a mass!

Splenic flexure seen
Transverse colon passed.
It’s amazing what we see when we inflate with gas.
All at once see I
Dii- Verticuli!!!
When I scope through the hole in your rear!

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