Jan 27, 2012
The Cannibal’s Upset Stomach
Categories: Colonoscopy, It'll Crack You Up!, The Right Cheek: After Your Colonoscopy
A cannibal went to the witch doctor complaining of an upset stomach after eating his last meal. The witch doctor queried him about what he had eaten.
The cannibal replied, “I had one of those guys who wears a hooded robe with a knotted rope down the side, and he was carrying a rosary.”
“Well, how did you cook him?” the witch doctor asked.
“I boiled him” the cannibal replied.
“Well, that’s your problem, you cooked him completely wrong” said the witch doctor, “you should have known he was a friar!”
Facebook
LinkedIn
Twitter
Flickr
