New Construction

Jan 23, 2012

Categories: Colonoscopy, It'll Crack You Up!, The Right Cheek: After Your Colonoscopy

A trendy new medical facility opened last month. Wanting to be different and creative, the administration decided that each doctor’s office door would represent his practice.

So, when construction was complete:

• The eye doctor’s door had a peephole.

• The orthopedist’s door had a broken hinge.

• The psychiatrist’s door was painted all kinds of crazy colors,

• …and the gastroenterologist’s door was left open…just a crack!!

Tags: gastroenterologist, jokes, orthopedist, psychiatrist

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2012/05/19 05:47

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2012/05/18 16:29

Jokes from BM’s books: Colonoscopy: It’ll Crack You Up, Colonoscopy Is A Gas, and the upcoming Colonoscopy: It’s Not A Party Until Somebody Loses Their Pants!

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