How To Catch A Polar Bear:

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Travel to the North Pole.

Bring along a saw and a box of frozen peas

Cut a hole in the ice.

Lay a single row of peas around the hole in the ice.

When a bear comes to take a pea,  just kick him in the ice hole.

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