A cougar was menacing a western town. Mike and Rob, two hunters, were thrilled when a large bounty was offered for the cougar.

The next Saturday, they went out hunting in an area where the cougar had been recently seen.  After several hours tracking, they saw the tall grass ahead rustling.  They both whipped up their rifles as the cougar sprang out…the cougar fell down, dead.

They didn’t know which one’s bullet had killed the great cat

Mike and Rob split the bounty, and they sent the cat to a taxidermist to be mounted.  They agreed that they would each enjoy the stuffed cat on alternate months.

After about six months, driving across town with the cat was just too big a chore, so they agreed to split the trophy.

They flipped a coin to see who would get which end.  Mike was delighted, but as far as Rob was concerned…it was a Cat—A**—Trophy!

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