Jan 23, 2012

A Gastrointestinal Nursery Rhyme

Categories:  Colonoscopy, It'll Crack You Up!, The Left Cheek: For Healthcare Providers

Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day.
She started taking laxatives
To pass the time away.

The laxatives they did not work
The watch it did not pass.
So if you want to know what time it is,
Just look up Mary’s father
(who also has a watch).

~ Special thanks to Linda Boyd LPN, Chesapeake VA

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